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Mummy, may I feed some legumes
to the chimpanzee?

2
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No.
And don't talk like that.

3
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Mummy!

4
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We're not... British.

5
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Everybody clear out!
There's a d...

6
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Oh, okay.
I'm a bit late.

7
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You okay, buddy?

8
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Please, sir, apprehend the
creature who wrenched my mummy

9
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from the realm of mortality.

10
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

11
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Boy, this is not the time to be
making fun of you.

12
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I'm gonna go get the thing.

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Yep.

14
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Okay.

15
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If I were a demon,
where would I be?

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Perhaps in a bush,
perhaps in a tree.

17
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Nope.

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Separate tree.

19
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Good guess, I guess.

20
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

21
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Okay, easy. Easy.

22
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Man, what the hell are you?

23
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Oh, my goodness, what's that?
Look over there!

24
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It's a de...
It's a female demon.

25
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Oh, she's so hot.
Oh, what the hell?

26
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She's point at you and
she's mouthing the words

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"gotta have it."

28
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Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, hey!

29
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No, no, no, no, no.

30
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You... you saved me.

31
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Oh, God.
You're hurt.

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Medic!
Medic!

33
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Hey, buddy.
You okay?

34
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Oh, you're making me feel
so many emotions.

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Love and panic.
Fear and pity.

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I'm gonna call you Mr. Stripes.

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The zoo said his name
was Bertie, Gary.

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Ugh.
Hey, Bertie.

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Hey, Mr. Stripes.

40
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See?

41
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He doesn't respond to either,
so I can pick whatever I want,

42
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Hanley.

43
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Oh, he's perfect!

44
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I promise I'll find a way
to save you, Mr. Stripes.

45
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Just like you saved me.

46
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Well, that might be hard, Gar.

47
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That demon that
bit him was sick

48
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and transferred some
sort of virus.

49
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It's gonna kill that
tiger pretty quick,

50
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and in the meantime,

51
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he's gonna be contagious
and mad dangerous.

52
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How fast can you
make an antidote?

53
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There's no guarantee
we could, man.

54
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And I'm gonna be honest
with you, we're backed up.

55
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We're still working
on Mrs. Cranbrook

56
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with the demon spider
eggs in her belly.

57
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Thank you so much
for saving me...

58
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Listen, Marito, Mrs. Cranbrook
is gonna die.

59
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You know it.
I know it.

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Even Mrs. Cranbrook knows it.

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Just make the antidote.

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You're my hero.

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Okay, some steaks.
What else would he like?

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Ooh, fully loaded chips.

65
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Tigers don't eat chips, Gary.

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Well, I eat chips, and Mr.
Stripes and I are like

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best friends, Hanley, so yeah,
I think he'll like the chips.

68
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Hey, Gary, why do you
think you're connecting

69
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with this Tiger so much, huh?

70
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'Cause he's perfect
and I love him.

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Sure.
Do you want to hear my theory?

72
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No.

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This tiger was
raised in captivity,

74
00:03:03,005 --> 00:03:05,005
lived its life without freedom.

75
00:03:05,007 --> 00:03:06,877
Sound like anyone you know, Gar?

76
00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,619
Uh, most of the world
under late capitalism?

77
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You, Gary.

78
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You feel trapped in a job
you didn't choose.

79
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You think you'll never escape.

80
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This tiger... is you.

81
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What'd you read, like,
one psychology book,

82
00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:19,944
like, yesterday?

83
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Go for Gary.

84
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Oh, shit.
Okay, Hanley, we gotta go.

85
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Gary, we have to pay for these!

86
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No, we don't!
Fuck stores!

87
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Fuck late capitalism!
Let's go!

88
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What's going on?
Is it Mr. Stripes?

89
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Oh, if one of you hurt him,
I will skin you and...

90
00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:37,606
Well, I'll skin you.

91
00:03:37,605 --> 00:03:39,515
Your tiger's freaking out, Gary.

92
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Say the word and
I'll end its pain.

93
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No, no way!
What did I just say, Steph?

94
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Come in, Gary.

95
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Don't touch him.

96
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We whipped up an antidote,
and we tried it on some rats.

97
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Show him, Gavin.

98
00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:54,618
Behold!

99
00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:56,492
What, it turned
them into spiders?

100
00:03:56,494 --> 00:03:58,064
What?
Oh, sorry.

101
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Wrong cage.
Behold!

102
00:04:00,759 --> 00:04:01,669
It killed them, Gar.

103
00:04:01,673 --> 00:04:04,073
And that tiger has ran out
of time, man.

104
00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:07,196
Also, we got the spiders out
of Mrs. Cranbrook's belly.

105
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,420
But we didn't get 'em all.

106
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So what does this mean
for Mr. Stripes?

107
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What else can we do?

108
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Gary, you know what it means.
It's over.

109
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Let me do it alone.

110
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Ugh.

111
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Hey, buddy.

112
00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:29,002
Oh, God.
This just isn't fair.

113
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You're going to die and
someone like Mrs. Cranbrook

114
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gets to keep living.

115
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I'm so sorry.

116
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All this over a tiger.

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I've never seen him like this.
He's like, proper sad.

118
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And he's seen a lot
of people die.

119
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Yeah, man, but you never know

120
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what's going to trigger
a man's emotions.

121
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I remember when they
ended "Family Matters"

122
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without wrapping it up, without
having Laura and Steve

123
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get together and get married.

124
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I wept like a baby.

125
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They never got together?

126
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No, man.

127
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The C.B.S. set burned down,
so they just called it quits.

128
00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:02,596
No ending.

129
00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,693
Wow.

130
00:05:03,691 --> 00:05:05,261
It's all messed up
in the game, man.

131
00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:08,478
I'm gonna go
make sure he's okay.

132
00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:10,829
Son of a gun!
Gary...

133
00:05:10,829 --> 00:05:13,179
Crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap.

134
00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:13,829
How you doing, buddy?

135
00:05:14,789 --> 00:05:17,399
Oh, this is a bad idea.
Freedom!

136
00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:20,404
Gary, where are you?

137
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I'm taking Mr. Stripes far away,
where you can't hurt him.

138
00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,843
You'd better find
an antidote, Hanley.

139
00:05:23,842 --> 00:05:25,842
I'm not coming home
without me tiger!

140
00:05:25,844 --> 00:05:27,984
Come on, Gary.
That tiger's infected.

141
00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:29,366
He's dangerous.

142
00:05:29,369 --> 00:05:30,369
Yeah, maybe you're right,
because he's currently

143
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murdering an entire bag
of fully loaded chips.

144
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Stripes loves how
fully loaded they are.

145
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Feel dumb?

146
00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:37,294
Well, it's not good
for him, Gary.

147
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It's full of saturated fats.

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Fuck off.

149
00:05:39,597 --> 00:05:40,767
Okay, call me when
you have an antidote.

150
00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:42,432
Hey, Stripes, give me
one of those.

151
00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:45,778
Okay, no, you know what?
You have 'em all.

152
00:05:45,777 --> 00:05:47,947
We're here!

153
00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:49,353
You know, I used to
come here with someone

154
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who was really special to me.

155
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And now you're here because
you're special to me,

156
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and I love you.

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You hung-y?
Okay, you stay here.

158
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I'm gonna catch us
some fish for din-din.

159
00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,668
Are you serious?

160
00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,836
You're just gonna
cruise around like this?

161
00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:09,242
All right!

162
00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:13,410
♪ Riding high up
on this beast! ♪

163
00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:17,163
Feeling great
about my choices!

164
00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:20,859
♪ When the world tells you
to give up your dreams! ♪

165
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♪ Plug your ears and
reject their advice! ♪

166
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♪ I'm the guy
on the tiger! ♪

167
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♪ It's the time of my life!

168
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♪ Riding high through the
streams and the valleys! ♪

169
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♪ And the world says my
tiger is a threat to my life! ♪

170
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♪ But when folks say
you're wrong, double down! ♪

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00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:46,930
♪ And be the guy
on the tiger! ♪

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Oh, Mr. Stripes, that was
the greatest day of my life.

173
00:06:48,927 --> 00:06:51,667
I'm gonna go grill up
this fish so it can...

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Get in my belly!

175
00:06:53,627 --> 00:06:55,057
I've gotta show you that movie.

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That's like the fully loaded
chips of movies.

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It's fully loaded!

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Would you like that,
Mr. Stripes?

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00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:04,986
Hmm?
Mr. Stripes?

180
00:07:07,162 --> 00:07:08,382
What's up, Marito?

181
00:07:08,381 --> 00:07:10,951
Yo, great news.
Check this out.

182
00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:13,465
You bought different rats.

183
00:07:13,473 --> 00:07:15,743
No.
Those are the same rats.

184
00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,866
Those are the same rats. Gotcha.

185
00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:20,610
The antidote didn't
kill 'em, man,

186
00:07:20,611 --> 00:07:22,741
it just put 'em in a
coma for 10 hours.

187
00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,403
When they woke up,
they were cured.

188
00:07:24,397 --> 00:07:25,827
How do you like that?

189
00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,753
I like it a lot!

190
00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,577
We just have to
get this to Gary.

191
00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:32,265
And I think I might
know where to find him.

192
00:07:32,274 --> 00:07:33,844
Hey, Marito, I didn't find him.

193
00:07:33,841 --> 00:07:35,971
I thought he might have just
gone home, but he's not here.

194
00:07:35,974 --> 00:07:37,284
Oh.

195
00:07:37,279 --> 00:07:37,979
You want me to use an app
to track his phone?

196
00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,626
Yeah.

197
00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:40,720
Yeah, you should have done that
in the first place, probably.

198
00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:43,898
Yeah, just call me back.
Or I'll wait on the line.

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00:07:43,895 --> 00:07:45,415
Nice neighbourhood.

200
00:07:45,418 --> 00:07:47,808
Is that like an
organic grocery store?

201
00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,652
Gary?

202
00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:56,425
Oh, Gary.
Oh, God, he bit you.

203
00:07:56,429 --> 00:07:58,079
No, no.
He was just playing.

204
00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,693
He's so funny.

205
00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:01,427
What you got there?

206
00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:02,964
Marito's antidote.
It worked.

207
00:08:02,957 --> 00:08:05,787
Oh, great.
Now I can save Mr. Stripes.

208
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,086
Mr. Stripes!

209
00:08:07,092 --> 00:08:10,232
Gary, that's all there is.
You have to take it.

210
00:08:10,225 --> 00:08:12,095
That venom's killing you
as we speak.

211
00:08:12,097 --> 00:08:14,797
I don't care, Hanley.
Mr. Stripes is more important.

212
00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,135
Mr. Stripes!

213
00:08:16,144 --> 00:08:17,454
Whoa.

214
00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:19,230
Oh, there he is.
Come on, buddy.

215
00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,331
Stay back!
Gary, take that antidote!

216
00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:24,535
Fuck you!
No way!

217
00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:27,244
Mr. Stripes, come on over
here so I can save your life

218
00:08:27,242 --> 00:08:29,242
and die in your loving paws.

219
00:08:30,942 --> 00:08:34,032
I'm not gonna fight you,
Mr. Stripes.

220
00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,341
Please stop doing that!

221
00:08:37,339 --> 00:08:39,249
I'm trying to help you.

222
00:08:39,254 --> 00:08:41,694
I love you, Mr. Stripes.

223
00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:44,042
Remember?

224
00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:47,922
Remember...

225
00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:05,799
There we go, buddy.

226
00:09:05,803 --> 00:09:07,853
Nice and easy.

227
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,628
Oh, no, hey.
Oh!

228
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,423
Mr. Stripes, what are you doing?

229
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:15,067
Oh, no.
Mr. Stripes.

230
00:09:15,073 --> 00:09:18,563
Mr. Stripes, no.

231
00:09:20,382 --> 00:09:22,822
There's my guy.
How you feeling, Gary?

232
00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,950
Not good.

233
00:09:23,951 --> 00:09:27,001
Well, if you're upset
about Mrs. Cranbrook,

234
00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:28,428
you'll be happy to know,

235
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,004
she successfully passed...

236
00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:30,781
Gavin.

237
00:09:30,784 --> 00:09:31,874
...the last of the spiders!

238
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,872
Gavin, Gavin, Gavin!

239
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,883
That's not what
he's upset about, man.

240
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,655
Aw, jeez.

241
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,619
Did I miss an entire
A plot here?

242
00:09:37,617 --> 00:09:40,487
Old Gavin, always the B plot.

243
00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:41,489
Buddy, you gotta...

244
00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,490
Gary, if it's any consolation,
Mr. Stripes died

245
00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:48,322
shortly after you passed
out, in minimal pain.

246
00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:49,673
Should have been me, Hanley.

247
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,893
Mr. Stripes was the better man.

248
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,462
Hey, don't sell
yourself short, tiger.

249
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,239
You're a good guy, too, okay?

250
00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:56,813
You think so?

251
00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:58,510
Yeah, I do.

252
00:09:58,507 --> 00:10:00,547
I mean, sometimes
you're pretty vicious

253
00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,773
and your pranks
can border on sadism,

254
00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:04,693
and Mrs. Cranbrook has
been dying to meet you

255
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,078
for I don't know how long...

256
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,560
I guess you're right.
I am a pretty good guy.

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Maybe I should get a pet.

258
00:10:09,736 --> 00:10:10,996
Oh, yeah.
That's a fun idea.

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Like a dog.

260
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Yeah.
Or like a snake.

261
00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:15,223
Oh, yeah.
I could see you with a snake.

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See me rolling up to the club
with a snake around my neck?

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Fur coat on or something.

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Just like, "Hey,
move the fuck aside

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or my snake will gob
you up, you bitch!"

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Yeah, something like that.